North West, the true icon, hates pictures.
It’s a slight complication considering the vocation she was unwittingly born into, but not one so great that it could stop her mother, tech entrepreneur Kim Kardashian, from turning ostensibly unsolicited paparazzi images into a fresh update of Kimoji slated to drop on the App Store tomorrow.
North West’s adorable grimace – you know, the cute lip-snarled one she makes when she is faced with a constant barrage of flashes whenever she goes literally anywhere – is one of two ‘Nori Paparazzi Reaction’ Kimoji that you can expect in an app update due tomorrow. The other could best be described as ‘Visibly Distressed Nori’, and is taken from post-baby barre class paparazzi images that were disseminated on May 28 2015 and will continue to circulate long after you and I are gone.
Other updated Uncanny Valley Kimoji that have been teased across the dynasty’s social media network so far include ‘Unimpressed Kanye’, ‘Ecstatic Kanye’, ‘Psychotic Kim’ and not one but two ‘Bird Flipping Kim’ Kimoji which tout Kimoji as ‘The Original’ (CC: Blac Chyna), all of which can be yours for $2.99 and a tiny piece of Nori’s darling little soul.