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Of the past several years Lindsay Lohan has been known to the media for her bust-up with her abusive fiancé, her nightclub business which planned to expand to refugee camps and that perplexed accent.
Now, the actress (can we still call her that?) is launching her own website following in the footsteps of Lauren Conrad (remember her Bikini Bootcamp?), Goop’s Gwyneth Paltrow and Blake Lively (of the now defunct Preserve). Named Preemium, it will offer fans “personal diaries, video updates, exclusive personal photos, breaking news, fashion and beauty tutorials, shopping guides, behind the scenes content . . . and much more.”
“I will give you access to all my exclusive content and tell you all my secrets and breaking news before anyone else,” writes Lohan.
But there’s a catch. She wants you to pay US$2.99 per month for such access. Is Lohan that relevant, as in US$36 (AUD$47) per year relevant? She hasn’t booked a film in years. And while there is a new television role reportedly in the works with Harry Potter’s Ron Weasley, we’re guessing there will be no information about that list of celebrities she’s bedded or a tutorial on her bizarre accent. Even the teasers on the Preemium sign-up site aren’t enticing enough for this editor to part with my company’s cash to unlock the content; a “Milan photoshoot”, a “photo shoot in a tube station” and a “photoshoot with a male model ;)”. In the words of talent hunter Simon Cowell, it’s a no from me.
