What happens when you love the two most infamous accessories trends of the last 12 months – the pool slide and the belt bag – but damn it if you could ever choose a favourite.

Well, hold on to your tiny sunglasses because fashion dreams come true when Nike is involved. The sportswear megabrand has just dropped word of a major accessories-trend merger: the foot bag. Or perhaps it’s the shoe pack? Whatever its street name becomes, feast your eyes upon the Nike Benassi JDI ‘Fanny Pack’ slide. A cool little flip flop shoe that comes in eighties colourways and features a zip-up pouch across the top.

Nike Benassi JDI ‘Fanny Pack’ Slide
Nike Benassi JDI ‘Fanny Pack’ Slide

Somewhere to keep your keys at the beach? Or as one Twitter goer said, somewhere to keep “my dignity”.

First announced via US11 and Sole Collector, once they drop we expect them to be polarising, yes, but also a definite micro-trend of the northern hemisphere summer.

Nike Benassi JDI ‘Fanny Pack’ Slide

If your shoes can’t hold loose change, what are they even good for?